blondes

just some random post lah. blonde jokes :D

There once was a magic mirror which would kill you if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!" She immediately dropped dead.

The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself "I think I'm the prettiest woman alive!" She immediately dropped dead.

Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth. She stopped and said to herself "I think," and dropped dead.

HAHA, i found that rather funny...

okok, um.. another one! uhh, dog joke?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

heheh, cute.

okeh, i dono. byebye :D