THIS IS FROM DA NEWSPAPER, OKAY.
*news song*
newsguy(me): welcome, and this is da non-daily news. without furthur delay, we shall see what is up.
*big news logo zooms in and out*
it says here in todays newspaper that a girl(named lena) who is 9 yrs old and preganant. they didnt know until she was 7 months pregnant(her parents rushed her to the hospital bcus they thought it was a tumour). when they found out she was pregnant, the doctor performed ceasarean bcus her pelvis was too small for a normal birth.
newsguy(me): and we will be right back after this comercial. FEEL THE SUSPENCE!! and stay tuned. *smile*
(commercial)
son: daddy, im hungry!
dad: not now, son. we are in the subway. theres no food here!
son: aww. OH WAIT! DAD! what about THAT store??
dad: what store?
son: that one! its subway!
dad: thats the sandwich shop! hooray! we can eat now!
son: how convienient!
dad: well, thats subway for you! u can always count on em!
*dad and son smiles at the camera*
director: aaaand we're on air!!!
newsguy(me): OH! *fixes my tie* ehem, and we are back to the non-daily news! not even monthly, if u ask me *fake laughter*
so this girl gave birth to a HEALTHY 3KG BABY BOY. he's 2 months prematured, but still. her mom raised lena and gerardo(lena named him after the doctor) as brother and sister. she had another baby when she is 38 yrs old!
newsguy: i mean, imagine the age difference between the siblings! anyway, as we take a short break after "so long", dont move as we shall watch the folowing commercial *leans forward, side smile and eyebrow-wag*
(commercial)
mascot: *dance*
man: *sigh
mascot: *dance somemore*
*news song*
newsguy(me): welcome, and this is da non-daily news. without furthur delay, we shall see what is up.
*big news logo zooms in and out*
it says here in todays newspaper that a girl(named lena) who is 9 yrs old and preganant. they didnt know until she was 7 months pregnant(her parents rushed her to the hospital bcus they thought it was a tumour). when they found out she was pregnant, the doctor performed ceasarean bcus her pelvis was too small for a normal birth.
newsguy(me): and we will be right back after this comercial. FEEL THE SUSPENCE!! and stay tuned. *smile*
(commercial)
son: daddy, im hungry!
dad: not now, son. we are in the subway. theres no food here!
son: aww. OH WAIT! DAD! what about THAT store??
dad: what store?
son: that one! its subway!
dad: thats the sandwich shop! hooray! we can eat now!
son: how convienient!
dad: well, thats subway for you! u can always count on em!
*dad and son smiles at the camera*
director: aaaand we're on air!!!
newsguy(me): OH! *fixes my tie* ehem, and we are back to the non-daily news! not even monthly, if u ask me *fake laughter*
so this girl gave birth to a HEALTHY 3KG BABY BOY. he's 2 months prematured, but still. her mom raised lena and gerardo(lena named him after the doctor) as brother and sister. she had another baby when she is 38 yrs old!
newsguy: i mean, imagine the age difference between the siblings! anyway, as we take a short break after "so long", dont move as we shall watch the folowing commercial *leans forward, side smile and eyebrow-wag*
(commercial)
mascot: *dance*
man: *sigh
mascot: *dance somemore*
man: *sigh somemore*
narrator: wanna be happy like some people?
narrator: wanna be happy like some people?
man: *looks into camera and nods*
narrator: then sign up for a family holiday fun-pax with your family!
mascot: *thumbs up*
man: ALRIGHT! thats just what i needed!
narrator: for furthur information, visit our website at www.thiswebsitedoesnotexist.com
director: aaand we're back on 5, 4, 3, 2...
newsguy: *gulps down water and wipes mouth and runs back to my seat* welcome back! hope u didnt have to wait TOO long! after all, whats news if there's nothing u wanna hear about? ha-ha-ha! right.
btw, lena got her period when she was 8 months old. shocking. its due to hormone disorder, so her ovaries fully developed when she not even 1 yr old :O
newsguy: and thats all for todays news! be sure to catch more next time, remember: dont forget! ha-ha-ha!
*news logo zooms in and out*
*theme song*
director: aaaaand... cut! good job everybody!
*everyody claps*
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AAANYWAAAY, thats all. i just wanna say that, lol. oh and 1 more thing! click any of these random links and find out where they lead to: click this, or maybe this, and this :3
narrator: then sign up for a family holiday fun-pax with your family!
mascot: *thumbs up*
man: ALRIGHT! thats just what i needed!
narrator: for furthur information, visit our website at www.thiswebsitedoesnotexist.com
director: aaand we're back on 5, 4, 3, 2...
newsguy: *gulps down water and wipes mouth and runs back to my seat* welcome back! hope u didnt have to wait TOO long! after all, whats news if there's nothing u wanna hear about? ha-ha-ha! right.
btw, lena got her period when she was 8 months old. shocking. its due to hormone disorder, so her ovaries fully developed when she not even 1 yr old :O
newsguy: and thats all for todays news! be sure to catch more next time, remember: dont forget! ha-ha-ha!
*news logo zooms in and out*
*theme song*
director: aaaaand... cut! good job everybody!
*everyody claps*
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AAANYWAAAY, thats all. i just wanna say that, lol. oh and 1 more thing! click any of these random links and find out where they lead to: click this, or maybe this, and this :3
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