dum random story

what i just thought of. an impression of a paranoid person who missinterprates everything. his name is Jooju ( : lol. he is ordering some drink.

hello.
hello sir. what would u like?
i would like an iced mocha.
okay. finally, someone decent...
WHAT? distant?? YOU CALLING ME BLUR?!!?! taaaake that baaaaaaack!!
oh boy... i am wrong...
OOOH, i know u are and its gonna STAY THAT WAY!
*sigh* iced mocha u say?
what r u trying to say? i did NOT say iced mocha? HUH? HUH? is that what ur saying mister? HUH?!?!
chill. i was just making sure..
make sure what? THAT I AM GAY?? how daaaaare you?!
how is gay related?
oh, so now ur saying im related to gay ppl? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
omg... 1 iced mocha coming up.
ARRRHH!! U STUPID MAN!!! i want it with me, NOT UP!!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! 1st the mocha, then calling me blur, then gay, NOW THE MOCHA IS GOING UP??? CURSE U!!!
D : whats ur name?
u trying to mock my name huh?! ARE YOU?!! well, fyi, my name is not gay. its Jooju. thats jay ow ow jay yew. STILL THINK I AM A GAY?!
no! sheesh!
i will be watching you....


haaaaaaaa..... i was supposed to write a story, but i am lazy. that impression was totally random and i come out with the lines as i typed that XD

CACAT

i got him in action! haha! *lick*

stupid gsc on9 booking. cacatness written all over it! i book using phone(annoying) and i get 8th row.too near. then go on9 booking. 1st is i try today at 4pm, FULLY BOOKED! then i try other days lah. no reserve button so how to book? RETARDED.



soumun now helping me. me, my bro and my dad wanna watch monsters vs aliens 3D btw ( : actually we are not sure wanna watch that movie or night at the museum 2, so we didnt book yeaterday. then today since we still cannot decide, i let scotty choose! i put 1 finger is MvA and the other is night at the museum. so he smell MvA 1st, then the other one, then he smell the MvA again, then he stopped smelling. i will take that as MvA!! XD





MvA like very cute, so i wanna watch ( : the other one is like.. stupid-ish, so i oso wan.



speaking of movies, on saturday(6th June) we(sou mun, me, natasha, christina, shi lin and maybe kimberly and vanessa) we are going to watch hannah montana movie XD



soumun just found out about 17 again and she maybe wanna watch that one also, but i thinnk HM is funnier. christina oso wanna watch 17 again, but she go watch with her family.



got taylor swift in HM :DDDDD



i <3 taylor swift XD i love her songs!! heheh.



aiih. update later lah. not much to say. at least not what i can think of.

adapted from seing yee's blog. its rather true.

find ur month of birth and read! the description is quite true. most of the points will be, though some may not. if they missed out some points, that could be ur individual personality ( : this is overall. haha!

Jan
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

Feb
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Mar
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

Apr
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

Jun
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

Jul
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Aug
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. Very revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. Big imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

Sept
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

Oct
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

Nov
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

Dec
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. [A hot new guy/girl will catch your eye & you will catch theirs too

no pics, boring lah. but read anyway ( :

AAAAAAH!!! : DDDDDD

gosh, ahaha.

well, okay. today is our teachers day celebration, so we celebrated. 1st, we went to the primary section and watch some performances. got the secondary choir club. sucks. they sing so soft cannot hear anything besides the piano sound at the background.

the primary choir club. so much better... they sang bibbity bobbity boo and some winne the pooh song. haha. then got some diabolo thingy. tere-nya!! then then then... got this guy azeem, sing a song while playing guitar.. aaaaaaaaah.. okay-lah. like typical boy voice without training, he cant reach slightly high pitch properly. but he is okay. soumun say her bulu stand up XD

pengawas choir. aaaaaaah.... werid lah. they sing then rao went our and gave a short poem-ish speech thing while the background goes 'ooooooooooh oooooooooooh' kacau lah. then they siad once a bestarian, always a bestarian. RIP OFF!!! from where? u guess lah.

some std5 girls dance to the song dancing queen. nothing much lah. very few moves.

hmmm what else? poem recitation, speeches.. what i mentioned wasnt in order. i couldnt remember the order. lol. then we went back to secondary(primary got their own thing, but the games different from ours http://cookie-loves-you.blogspot.com) and then got teachers vs students in netball and footsal :D

i watched netball. the teachers so damn pro. the student also. they play very fast. then pn nadia cheered 'go teachers go, go teachers go' and then cik hani came and join her then they discussed. cik hani said 'eh, go teachers go tak best lah.' then she suggested something i cant remember. then pn nadia whispered something and they started 1, 2, 3: 'go teachers, blah budak go! go teachers, blah budak go! haha! i cheered with them. and cheered whenever either side scores. en rosli and pn halijah then came. then pn halijah imitated uztazah/pn hasnah. haha! and they continued cheering.

its on the new netball court, btw. and we havent played netball for so long =..= hopefully can play soon lah ( :

en rosli was like trying to spell out 'cikgu' with his body. so weird!! he is so round and like.. haha! very cute lah. the teachers all very cute today. and en rosli was yelling at them 'woih! mesti hormat cikgu! bagi cikgu bola!' and all. haha! he was yelling at them while laughing.

then got a giant koala came. its a man in a suit. everyone was saying hi to it, then when it can down from downstairs, i asked why was it here and the man leading the mani n suit said to deliver the teachers something. and i pressed the koala's nose twice and the man said 'eh, dont lah.' and ppl was laughing at me XD then he went dwonstairs, and we wanted to see him take off the koala head, and he was holding the head and walking as far as possible until he reached his car, he took off the head and quickly go inside the car XDD

then the form5 did acting. its about a new teacher who came in class and met this gangster boy named chris. the principle told him this boy was caught selling drugs and had been in many juvenile cases and his parent left him. so the teacher tried to change him by talking. then the mafia came and wanted to kill chris and the teacher came and fought them and they killed the teacher and since then the boy changed. sheesh.

then the form5 arranged a game where they divided all the teachers into 8 groups. we watched like 2 minutes of a bollywood production. so much dancing and india-ness. the teachers are supposed to act what they think happened b4 all those dancing. only 1 group managed to do the acting the others no time. they have 5 minuted to discuss what they wanna do among themselves.

i lazy to described what they did lah... but i will ( : the mother(cik norlezah) was complaining to her 2 daughters (cik tina and 1 more teacher whose name i forgot. someone remind me pls) that they both are already 27 and 32 and they are still not married. then cik tina say theres one guy who is so.. blablabla very good looking and sangat bulat. and en shamsul was standing there posing diff poses. then he went to the women and the mom commented 'wah. mmg bulat'. then the mom ask who he wants. he couldnt decide and then cik tina and the other teacher were fighting and saying 'dia sy punya!' and like.. fight, hahah XD and en shamsul said 'sy nak mak!!!' which was so obvious he chose the mom. then thats all. lol. everyone wanted at least 1 more group to act, but the teachers gave lame excuses and they are gonna do it after holidays.

then 2(girl and boy) ppl sang on stage 'no boundaries' while playing guitar. cannot hear the guitar sound(even when theres 2) and the voice can hear sometimes, then sometimes soft cos they are strumming guitar, so they move and not directly in front of the mike all the time. ya get me? nvm.

i gave all the teachers who teaches me flowers btw. but i wont upload it now. haha.

hehehe.

okay... so... happy holidays everyone ( :

umm... i forgot what i wanted to blog about.. but anyways ( :

i might update later. but most likely not. i will update tmw XD

bb

UNLEASHED!

PREPARE YOU ALLL!!!! COS I AM UNLEASHED, BABY!!!!

i am finally on blogger.com!!!!!!! why? oh, haha. simple. i had exams, so i tahan myself from blogging. I DIDNT POST FOR LIKE>>> hold on, lemme do my math. 2 weeks and 3 days! BAM BBY! and seriously. damn many ppl update, especially weiwen.

aaaaaah!!!!

exams are finally over!!

:DDDDD (this post boring cos no pics. sry)

damn... i wanna post so much, yet so littlt time.. why? my dadday coming home and we will go out and eat and get flowers for teachers. why again? cos tmw teachers day celebration. so give teachers lah. yay-ee-yay.

actually i malas go school tmw. teachers day, do what?! sit and watch performances with the primary kids and secondary kids =w=

speaking of performances, we were supposed to do one, but we didnt confirm so we cant. AAAAAH!!!! we told the news to everyone, some cheered and some went 'whaaat? haaaah? really? yer!!'

seing yee and some other ppl were sad cos they wanted to sing. i was sad cos i already thought of an amazing ending and WE CANT DO IT!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

anyways...

i wanted to post so much.. but i think i'll manage only half.

AMERICAN IDOL
umm hmm. as most of u would probably know, kris allen won. yeah!!!
lemme comment on them:

KRIS: he is a cute guy : D
and he sings really well too. he is more of the sentimental songs kinda guy.

ADAM: ppl say he is bisexual, but who cares? its just sexual preferences. i say adam has KILLER VOCALS! he can reach freaking high pitch lah!! adam not bad. cute oso. haha. rock star...

overall: they both have amazing vocals, but in completely different ways. but adam has showmanship, star quality and.. rock and roll kind. kris is the quiet and sentimental kind, so as u can tell, their styles are so different.

i love most of the top13. hehehe. finale was awesome! they each get to sing with famous ppl and the sang together also ( :

SCOTTAY!
anyway, over american idol. now we are on SCOTTY MAH DOGGAY!

he was sick on tuesday. until my dad brought him to vet. the doctor was dressed casually, if he sat on the chair not behind the counter, u would think he is a customer. anyways, my dad carried scotty in the vet, then put him on the table. then the vet press press him and listened to scotts back == then weighed scotty. then explain dunno what to my dad. bla bla bla bla.

then he said he had to give scott injection. and he asked 'does he snap?' and my dad replied 'no' and he said 'okay. cos this is gonna hurt' and i quickly went out of the small room. no diference lah, cos the door oso open and the vet is small. then i heard scampering sounds, it was scott. he got the injection and he tried to run down the table, but very little movements lah.

whats wrong with scott? he is very weak. dunno why. cannot jump up the chairs by himself, he REJECTED greenies and meat!! GASP! he didnt move around much, he poo-ed watery yellowish things and he vomited in daddy's car. it was yellow! D :

anyway, the next day, scott was much better and now i think he is fine ( :

oh! and my dad asked 'is it possible that scott has worms?' and the doc 'if he gets dewormed regularly, he wont have.' my dad 'not regular lah...' doc 'when was the last time?' dad 'since he was a puppy...' doc '*gasps*'

funny lah. then the doctor talk to scott: 'hi scott. scotty. scott? why so sad?' lol! scott very cute when he is sick cos he is like.. weak. but its not good. he oso very cute lah, when he is not sick..

then scott hasta go deworm sometime. the doc say if he has worms, can see in his poo. didnt see b4.. nvm.

scotty <3

umm.. okay. this post boring lah. no pictures... too may words.. aaaaah!! nvm.

1) congrats to sherminn for passing her driving test. FINALLY : D
2) i am gonna post somemore, trust me.
3) oh, amirah.
4) gonna go buy flowers and eat : D
5) woohoo!!! june4th! : D update later.

( :

DDDDD:
this guy is soooooooooooooooooo amazing! ZOMFG! watch this video!!!!!!! he also play with his elbows!!! btw, this song is from jon schmidt. he plays AS WELL AS jon himself!! i <3 this..

i also love love love the taylor swift meets viva la vida! also remixed by jon schmidt and his friend.. i have that song in my phone ( :

i would probably have THIS song too. heheh. omg.. i love youtubers : D

so many great pianists.. i think my fave is CalikoKat.. tho they are soooo many other great ones out there too. haha.

umm. i think my fave youtubers are CalikoKat(piano), nigahiga(comedy) and freakyfee(piano and vocals). lols. sure got somemore lah, but i think this are my top 3 ( :

the videos : D

haha. ofc, after this we all played like mad XD and oso laugh like HAHAHAH! hehe... and we played like.. lil 5 yr olds XD okaaay... go http://na-boo.blogspot.com she oso got post bout this day..

okay. so currently the song hey stephen by taylor swift is stuck in my head(luckily i like the song and dont mind, but it get annoying sometimes) but now its almost gone...

and and and... i am rather addicted to youtube now : D

aaahh... i wanna post somemore... but i gtg ( :

so.. i will post next time. bb XD

many pictures ( :

happy mothers day mummy and mama(s)!!! ily : D

okaaaay! so i am not so lazy to upload pics now. we shall start will random pics ( :

kel-vin on a... couple swing(as i call it)



easy on the chopped garlic XD (*1(scroll down until the end later)


i burst out laughing at this.. dunno why.. KOOKIJA! XD


teacher's compass -- huge. lols.

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sleepover after bbq on nsaturday(no pics)
but sleepover got lah : D



kimberly doing hw(sej) == she is in sri cempaka, so they use macbooks : O


natasha XD


ameeeeee-rah! (amirah)


kimberly refering to textbook, while natasha is helping her. i think.


km playing counter-strike i think. must be. yeah.


kimbery(the PC) and natasha(mac) were chatting in msn together ==" they talking crap and laughing like mad ppl...


natasha XD so... we played more computer, listened to the stupid song 'shoes' and kimberly was like dancing with it and so was i, then i chatted with them on msn in this computer(natasha on the PC and kimberly is mac) then we went upstairs and wanted to make stupid videos, but kimbs mac got problem, so heres what we did:

CRAZY HAIRS : D


kimberly. hers is the neatest and nicest. i liked it : D (i did the left side and natasha did the right. amirah doesnt want to play == pity. her hair is the longest..)


meeeeee!!! crazy lah, my hair! natasha did the right and kimbs, the left. YOU SEEE?? the 1st pic. my hair standing. haha!! i rather liked it ( :




natasha's ( : i did right and kimbs did left. can see amirah's pic on natasha's hair in the 1st pic? lol!

kimberly has all the nice pics and weird ones too... haha!!! got video like.. take 1 pic and another and another and play it, it will be a video. haha!! its so weird.. i will ask her to send it to me ( : and maybe post it up XD

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christina's house study thing. we went there to study(yesterday)...

natasha sitting on the yellow thing so christina cant lay it out properly XD


yes christina, nice face == i gave her that toy for her bday : D i am taking it as she loves it XD

then study loh.


then after study: natasha and a mini bicycle.. the breaks really works : D and the pedals and all.. like a real bike.


crash! accident ==


run over the bear! *shock! horror!*


mini chair : D


bear sitting on chair


then go coffee bean... christina: pure vanilla ice blended, natasha: double choco ice blended, me: hazelnut ice blended

then go playground... so cool XD


christina

look at natasha : D
fun eh, christina? XD

hahah! ( ; anyways... supposed to have videos but i accidentally deleted them == i will upload them again after this.

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*1:
easy on the chopped garlic
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chef almonds guest star(umm... uh.. oprah winfrey)


*chops garlic very hard. sweat, chop like crazy, sweat*
hello chef almonds : D (audience cheers)
whooo *wipes sweat* hello there oprah!
what are u doing there?
oh, i am chopping garlic ( : *gasps, sighs*
well, its more like ur chopping stones! (audience laughs)
well, i DO want it to be perfect.
well then, *the camera zooms in to her, she faces the camera*
EASY ON THE CHOPPED GARLICS! *flashes a smile*

hahah! okay. that was fun ( :

tata ( :

-videos will be uploaded after this-

cmon, just admit defeat. no need to blabber crap that i can fight back

IACT cheer performance

IACT cheer performance ( :

its the same routine as they performed during sports day, but i think this is better ( :

maybe its because the video quality is better and they had more practise XD okaay.. aida (http://curiositymeetspassion.blogspot.com/) posted this on 27th or april. soo.. wtv, its here now whether u like it or not ; P

as u can clearly see that i am lazy to upload pictures, so maybe next time(which may be tmw). haha.

*screams*

omg! my internet browser has no problems anymore!!! (i hope)

i havent posted anything for like.. 1 week 0.O...

why? cos my internet browser got problem. it wont load properly(and sooooo slow) and whne i open new tab or window, it wont load.

the my msn oso got problem. somehow barely anybody can recieve my msg. only seing yee and melanie can(and i think corinne oso)! i tested out on everybody who is available and its either they will go off9 or a while later the msn tells me my msg-es cant be sent ==

tho i could recieve off9 msg-es from amirah.. hehehe. and i can talk to soumun just now.

anywyas... i have pics to upload and some stuffs to write, but i will do it later. got piano soon. heheh.

( : will or might post later

;__;

awwwwh...

so sorry to hear that sherminn isnt going to the US this yr.

yea, she is disappointed ) :

but i am wishing her extra luck on her next exam thing-thing(or wtv she is taking)

dont worry, sherms, on the bright side, u will be more prepared for the exam

and more prepared to go to the US

i am sure sooner or later u will go.

most likely sooner...

u will always have ppl who supports u ( :

http://muse-less-musings.blogspot.com/

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heh...

okay.

so.

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lols.

this

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lawng..

so

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stop

this.

hahah.

i watched wipeout in AXN yesterday. soooooooo FUNNY! XD u should watch it. hahah.

happy may 1st. lols...

lallala

lalalla

lalala-llama!

ehem. lols. sorry i was bored n thinking of what to write XD

which means i have nothing for now..

lols. okay. so i shall stop blogging now and if there is anything, obviously, its coming out later XD

if nothing, even more obviously, i aint blogging anymore for today. hahas.

we shall see.

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