'crap and sugar?'

helloez.

u know what? i am RATHER bawrd. so lets talk money baby.

jk. hmm... okay, i will make a story. no no, the story is not planned, its gonna be created as i type. random stuff will come out : D

soooo... what shall it be about? hmm. i know! i am gonna make it like a tv show! yea. so i can create some random advertisements like what i did in the OMG post : D (only that one was news. now its tv show okay? okay.) so.. lemme think of a title.. hmmmmmm. okay. i think i got one.

A RANDOM SHOW!!!
(say it like a game host(like those easy money game) in reality tv or somthing like that)
(eg: a raaaaaaaaandoooooooooooom shoooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!)


CAST of RANDOM SHOW 1:
*Fredfurter (texan accent)
*bartender (texan accent)
*suckish stand up comedian
*frisnan (indian accent)
*other customers

*fredfurter enters the bar (btw, the bartender sells food n drinks with weird names he gave them)*

hey hey! welcome to the bazaar bar-zar!!!
uuhh.... thank you. THAK YOU! THANK YOU!!!! : D
save it kid.
ehem.. sorry.
so whatzat u want fremere(from here)?
um well... a.. crap-the-chino?
good choice. btw, that will be $12.99
itz okay man. craps' on me. so whatzis ur name?
fredfurter, my good man. and whats urs?
frankfurter? oh ahshaney.. i am buying drinks for a frankfurter... im frisnan btw. or u can call me *flips his hair that wont flip* freshman.
its FREDfurter fellah. golly great cow in a haystack barn chewing hay to meet you.. freshman.
oh, my greatest apologies friedfruters.
FREDFURTER!!!
frayed further?
oh geez like a crazy peeg runnin' ay-bout in circles..
... ay! there is a performer! lets watch, frayed further!
urh. whats the use?
a performer is used to entertain us.
i meant the way u pronounce my name! oh goodness.
hey yall yowdy! ma name is gerz and i am a comedian. so keep laughing yall!
haha!
that wasnt funny.
so wha' did the doctor say to the crab? YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE PINCH! *the drum thing that goes 'DOM DOM CHANG!'
urh.. im outa here. so long freshman.
heyhey! ur drink! its $12.99!
hes payin'
yea. i am! ( :

we inturrupt this lame program for some advertisements.

woman: ow. waw.. ow.. *rubs her feet*
man who popped out of nowhere: hey there ma'am! whats wrong?
woman: my feet hurt! just bcos of these.. lousy... shoes!
man: well, what a coincidence! i happen to have these NIKE shoes i have been wanting to sell! its womans' edition.
woman: wow! and they are pink! just like what i am wearing, so it matches!
man: yes, and its comfortable too!
woman: woooww!! its like i am wearing angels slippers!
man: yeap they are!
woman: whaaa!!and its so soft and breatheable! ill take them!
man: great doing business with u ma'am!
woman: *Tells the camera* now that i am wearing these shoes, i feel like i am full of energy!
narrator: nike. womans' edition. available in the the nearest nike store near u!

and we are back in A RAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOOM SHOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Cast of random show 2:
*harkey
*grandmother
*grandmothers friend (the 2 grannies are very.. old and granny-ish)

*sings* im going to the prom, im going to the prom! im goin, im goin, i go go go go goin theerrreeee!!
harkey? harkey? honey?!
YESSS GRANDMAMA?
HARKEY?! harkey? sweetie? where r u? harkey?
GRANMAMA!!! I AM HERE! WHAT IS IT?
herkey? is that u? oh.. oh.. come down here sweetie! i wanna introduce u to a friend! HARKEY?
urgh... YES GRANDMAMA! I WILL BE DOWN SOON!
harkey? u will be a grown moon? no no, i want u come down to meet my friend!
YES YES! THATS WHAT I SAID! I WILL! JUST WAIT!
nobody is gonna kill and nobody is gonna be dead!
ARGH! *stomps down*
ahh, theres my sweetie harkey. harkey meet my friend luane. luane, this is my grandson harkey.
hi luane.
carkeys? where? who has carkeys?
no no, its HARkey. and nobody has carkeys now.
carkey? nobody? and u r?
HARKEY! i am HARKEY!!
ur name is harkey?
YES! OH GOODNESS!
goodness? where?
ish. i will be upstairs gettin ready for prom. have fun grandma, luane.
*stomps upstairs*

we interrupt this program for a short advertisement

man: *sighs*
(knock knock)
man: *sighs and drags out from the chair to answer the door* yes?
pizzaman: hi there sir! did u order a chicken supreme delight?
man: no.
pizzaman: really? huh.. but then who did?
man: should i know?
pizzaman: hmm.. guess not. why dont u have it then! fresh from the oven!
man: yea sure, why not... y dont u join me?
pizzaman: sure! *enters his house* u look glum sir. glum glum glum. so down. like.. down.
man: yea sure. y not? lets just eat and u get out kay?
pizzaman: hmm, sure. *sits down and slices pizza and gives a slice to the man*
man: thanks *bites and suddenly his eyes open big, then he relax and dance around with the pizza in fantasy world* mmmmmm.... ahh.. mmmm.....
pizzaman: sir? hello? sir?
man: *still in fantasies with pizza* mmmmmmm!! oh! so.. mmmmmmmm.... *cheers up* this pizza is awesome!
pizzaman: *nods in happpiness and also took a slice*

*pizzahut theme song*
narator: call 1300-88-2525 for ur oven hot pizza!

and we are back in A RAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOOM SHOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!

*random show theme song*

THE END!



okay. sorry if it was lame. i am bored, really. but now i am not! :DD i am gonna watch spongbob movie, since my brother wants to. haha. byebye.