OMG!

OMG!
OMG!
OMG!

why OMG? gee, i know! cos.. i got news! shocking news! horrible shocking news!

(i hope the main charater doesnt mind i put the news in here)

well, who cares, cos she doesnt know, u dont know her, she doesnt know u, its just like reading a newspaper. u get shocked and terror, but u dont know them and they dont know u ( :

here goes.

i am gonna say this nice, slow and suspendful. >: D

my neighbour.

more specific: my neighbour's daughter

even more specific: my neightbour's daughter is an adult

specificness: my neighbour's daughter who is an adult and has a fat indian boyfriend.

news:
lets name the neighbour's daughter who is an adult and has a fat indian boyfriend X.
X has this indian boyfriend, as u already know. and X loved him(i think). now X wanted to break up with him.

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*back to the news*

(director): and were on air!
(newsman/aka: me): huh? oh! *quickly glugs water down* ehem. now where was i?

news:
X wanted to break up with him. and he took it too seriously. so he hired 1 man to scratch her car. but he blamed her for it and then there were 2 more men in mototrbikes who came also. the man who scratched her car asked X to winddown her window but she only out it down a little bit. then...
then...
then...
DUMDUMDUUUUUMMMM!!!!
*psshhheeeee pssshheeeee*

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*psshhheee psshhheeee*
*kweeeeeeeeeeeee kweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*chiga chiga rofel rofel*

(director): and we are back on air!
(newsman/aka: me): okay! *glugs another glug of water* ehem. *shifts myself to a comfortable position on the chair* and welcome back to news in omg.blogspot.com ( :

news:
then the man stabbed X on the shoulder, elbow and etc, until can see her bones. she went to the hostital and the stitched her up. the indian guy pretended to be innocent and visit her in the hospital. but X's father was suspicious. but the girl didnt believe him. the indian man then invited her to stay over at his apartment, and so she stupidly did. X wanted to go to shanghai to furthur her studies to get a master degree or something like that. so this man offered her to help her dunno do what to her passport and ic and all. so she lagi stupidly give. then he said he needed her birthcert, and she gave. (omg) and many days later he didnt give it back to her. and she asked him, he said he gave to some other guy to do. then the father is smart enough, go report to the police station and they do their job. blabla. tell him he must repocrt agin, renew X's ic and all and etc etc. then one day, she wanted her birthcert back so the man asked her to meet him in the restaurant. so X and her mom go. when they got there a man passes them an envoloupe. then they didnt check till the mother was driving and she said 'eh, check 1st. see if they really gave u ur birthcert back or not' and she checked but it was only a blank piece of paper, so they turned back.

(narrator): and we inntrupt this program for a short break. stay tuned.

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kid: ayah, laparlah!
ayah: yake? aiyoh. takde tempat nak berhenti untk makan la..

(then they passed by KFC)

kid: AYAH! KFC, bolehtak?!
ayah: ada ke? oh! KFC! bolehlah.

(and they order KFC)
kid: mm! sedap la!
ayah: mmg la, ini KFC. mesti sedap!

(KFC theme song)

(newsman/aka: me): and ehem, we are back in news!

news:
then they asked the man why isnt her birthcert in here? and the man said 'i odnt know. they pass me the enveloupe but i didnt open. so he promise that her will give it back to her the next day. so her mom entered the car, but b4 X could, 2 men came out to her and stabbed her with a knife on her head. there was alot of blood and the mom panicked and quickly drive her to the hospital. they gave her 5 stitches. and now she is traumatized and scared to go outside the house. her dad said he is gonna hire a bodyguard to protect her.

(director): and.. CUT!
(newsman/aka: me): ( :
(director, camera crew, helpers, prop managers, me, etc): *applause, applause*

: D
now i shall watch u all go OMG and all. u may express ur shockerness in my cbox ( :
(p/s: dont talk bout this too much. what goes around comes around okay? so u may express urself here and not talk bout this too much, thank u.)

haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa. and OMG! i think she is probably in the hospital and indian boy is being jailed. i dont know. but my mom said that my neighbour(father of X) came this morning or dunno when and told them everthing. i was probably still asleep.

thank u thank u.